Pet Owner Friend Pillows

'You chewed up my list of new years resolutions! Good boy!'

"Stupid dog, keeps losing the ball"

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"Naturally he's not getting his daily exercise. With the postman on strike there is nobody to chase!"

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

'He took a fetching class.'

"Whatever confidence I once had in him is now gone."

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'We should have named him 'Bill,' looking at what we have to buy each week.'

Janet Street Porter's Dog.

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'

'You can't have the leftovers until we have the original meal.'

'Do you have to bring that along? It's as embarrassing as heck!'

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

'We take her to Doctor Bilton for her shots or when she's sick but we like this place for boarding.

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

Colin couldn't help noticing it was a bit of a windy day!

'Sit! Fetch! Beg! Heel! Speak! When will he make up his mind?'

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

She's leaving me all her money.'

'About this dependant of yours.'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

Nice paper!

If you know how ad I drive, you'd be wearing a helmet, too.

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"There's a tick on the dog."

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

'With experience, you'll be able to identify, from a long way away, the subtle sound of a can opener...'