Pet Lover Friend Pillows

"Sheer will, I tell you - sheer will."

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

Dogs sniffing each other. "Try gettign that sort of information on the internet."

"Well, please look again, Operator. It's Fluffy-F-L-U-F-F-Y-and she lives in Larchmont."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

Group hug.

Don't even think about it!

Heaven

PET THEORIES

Zen Litter Box

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

'They don't want people stepping on me...'

First Class Pooch

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

'Thank goodness it's Friday!'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'I keep them around because they have skills I need.'

'Look - I believe he's trying to tell us something.'

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'It's had a chilling effect on my developing a relationship..'

'It's just his way of saying 'Hello, pleased to meet you'!'

"Well, now I know why you see more of these cute little reindeer antlers on dogs than cats!"

Dog controlling TV

"Really? Mine's a rescue, too."

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"Picture yourself relaxed, barking softly and slowly. B-O-O-O-OW W-O-O-O-OW B-O-O-O-OW W-O-O-O-OW"

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

"Beware of watchdog."

"We need one with three zones."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

Kittens

Mischievous Pets

Dog Formerly Known as Prince