Pet Lover Friend Pillows

"Sheer will, I tell you - sheer will."

"There's so much pressure to purr every time."

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

Dogs sniffing each other. "Try gettign that sort of information on the internet."

"Well, please look again, Operator. It's Fluffy-F-L-U-F-F-Y-and she lives in Larchmont."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

Group hug.

Don't even think about it!

Zen Litter Box

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

'They don't want people stepping on me...'

Heaven

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

PET THEORIES

'I keep them around because they have skills I need.'

"Well, now I know why you see more of these cute little reindeer antlers on dogs than cats!"

"Really? Mine's a rescue, too."

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Dog controlling TV

'Thank goodness it's Friday!'

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'It's had a chilling effect on my developing a relationship..'

'Look - I believe he's trying to tell us something.'

If dogs were psychiatrists.

First Class Pooch

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'It's just his way of saying 'Hello, pleased to meet you'!'

"Picture yourself relaxed, barking softly and slowly. B-O-O-O-OW W-O-O-O-OW B-O-O-O-OW W-O-O-O-OW"

My Fluffy Rock in the Storm.

"The other pups are right, he was a junkyard dog, but he wanted more, much more, for you."

"It's not officially part of the obstacle course, but I thought as long as I'm training him how to do things..."

'Damn. He is FINE! And me without butt-mints!

"Ooooooh. Ruggedly handsome and a good kisser!"

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."