Pet Lover Friends Pillows

'I also enjoy going for long walks and ball sports.'

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

Yeah, I'm still potty training him.

Before the ball, inventors first toyed around with the slightly-less successful hamster cube.

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"I started at the bottom, I usually do."

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

Feline Evolution.

"Of course I'm supposed to be on it. It's Barkolounger."

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."