Pet Lover Friends Gifts

'I also enjoy going for long walks and ball sports.'

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

Before the ball, inventors first toyed around with the slightly-less successful hamster cube.

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"I started at the bottom, I usually do."

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

"Of course I'm supposed to be on it. It's Barkolounger."

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Skeleton playing fetch.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Desert Island BBQ

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.