Pet Lover As A Friend Gifts

Cat king.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Super Dog'

'Works every time.'

Desert Island BBQ