Pet Lover As A Friend Gifts

Cat king.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"First date hairball... awkward."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Desert Island BBQ