Pet Owners' Friends Gifts

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"He was a sea rescue."

Collies Without Borders

Raised by Dogs

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Don't even think about it."

"She's a miniature."

PET THEORIES

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Pet Entertainers

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"You're completely screwed up."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"What's all this?"

Cat king.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'