Pet-loving Friends Gifts

"I did it!"

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"You're completely screwed up."

Yes, I am a Sphynx-Cat, and yes, I am called "Fluffy". My Master has a sick sense of humour...

Bad review

'Declawed, Denutted and Deranged.'

"Yep, that's water retention."

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Collies Without Borders

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Raised by Dogs

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Christmas Pets

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"She's a miniature."

PET THEORIES

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Pet Entertainers

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."