Animal-loving Friends Gifts

Raised by Dogs

Cat and Dog Fights.

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Cow Pinatas

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Horror movies

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Man's best friends."

'Oh, crap.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Home Sweet Home

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Unemotional Support Animal

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Collies Without Borders

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"This never happened."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Christmas Pets

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'