Animal-loving Friend Gifts

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Dog's Sandwich

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

"What say this week you be the cat and I'll be the dog?"

"Do you ever just stop and think about all the disgusting things there are to put in your mouth?"

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'Yes, very clever,Doris - but I think you'll find it's the budgie you should be training to sit on your shoulder!'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

The Frog and the Fly at the Circus

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Frankly, I only truly realized how unconditionally my master loved me when I stopped winning races..."

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

Happy Holiday

"It comes with three speeds. Lo, Hi, and Highway."

Animal protection

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Raised by Dogs

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Canine Scentipede

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Lamb Noise.

"This never happened."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Christmas Pets

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Your love gives me strength."