Friends Who Love Animals Gifts

Penguin giving birth

"Whoa, whoa. So, you're telling me for the past nine years I've been barking at a neon sign?"

"Stupid squirrel! This happens every time we let the dog drive."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Raised by Dogs

"This never happened."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"You're completely screwed up."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Feline Evolution.

Garbage Piñata

Labrador Non-retriever

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Dog with toilet IV

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

"You've got athletes foot."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

Springtime

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'