Animal Lover Friends Gifts

'No mistake. It's right here...'Bad Dog'.'

'How about that! I can finally reach that spot on my back!'

Bitchbark Canoe

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Why do they do that?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

'Ahhh...'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Life is for the birds.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Swan Fairy Tales

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'