Animal Friendship Lover Gifts

"I told you not to break so hard."

Bitchbark Canoe

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A large leaf falling on a dog

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Super Dog'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Raised by Dogs

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"This never happened."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Lamb Noise.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Time for tea and friendship.

'They're dog roses!'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

PET THEORIES

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Pet Entertainers

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

Garbage Piñata

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'