Animal Friendship Aficionado Gifts

"Everyone knows I'm, man's best friend, you're more of an acquaintance."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Raised by Dogs

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Lamb Noise.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"This never happened."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Your love gives me strength."

'Next!'

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"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Garbage Piñata

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Life's a Bench.

Labrador Non-retriever

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Picnic with thieves

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

Dam it all