Animal Friends Gifts

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Elephant blowing up balloons

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"This never happened."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Lamb Noise.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Raised by Dogs

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Garbage Piñata

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Life's a Bench.

Labrador Non-retriever

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

Picnic with thieves

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Dam it all

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

They can't all look like sheep butts.

Animal Actors

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

A man selling a horse to an older lady