Friends Who Love Animals Prints

"Whoa, whoa. So, you're telling me for the past nine years I've been barking at a neon sign?"

"Stupid squirrel! This happens every time we let the dog drive."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"This never happened."

Raised by Dogs

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"You're completely screwed up."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Labrador Non-retriever

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"You've got athletes foot."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

When dogs dream...

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'