Animal Lover Friend Prints

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"I think I just chased the wrong squirrel."

"Some day I'll look back on this and laugh."

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

Be a friend.

"We rescued him form the research lab."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'You awkward little sod, don't tell me you've gone off ants now!'

'Well that's just great...you ate the kids and spoiled your dinner!'

Blinking contest between dog and cat.

"She'll lick you to death."

Bitchbark Canoe

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Why do they do that?"

"Cat box"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Life is for the birds.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Ahhh...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'