Animal-loving Friends Pillows

Raised by Dogs

Cat and Dog Fights.

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Horror movies

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Man's best friends."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"This never happened."

Collies Without Borders

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Unemotional Support Animal

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Christmas Pets

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'