Animal Friend Lover Pillows

'You just grew three inches.'

Bitchbark Canoe

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Why do they do that?"

Life is for the birds.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Cat box"

'Ahhh...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Swan Fairy Tales

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Billy. The Kid.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Fly Football

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"