Friend Who Loves Animals Pillows

"What the hell was I supposed to do? I've been declawed!"

'When are you going to line your x-ray room with lead, Doctor?'

Labrador Non-retriever

Springtime

"Hey, buddy, if it's not too much trouble, I'm getting a little peckish and it's my dinner time." "Wha?! You can talk!!" "I'm just messing with you—woof, woof! Woof! Woof!!"

"This never happened."

When dogs dream...

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Mrs Miggins wept as the vet began to put her cat down - vet calling the cat names.

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Marmaduke gives a bone to a beggar.

"Must you always play with your food before you eat it?"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Raised by Dogs

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Lamb Noise.

Canine Scentipede

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Christmas Pets

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."