Pet Loving Pals Pillows

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Collies Without Borders

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Raised by Dogs

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Christmas Pets

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

PET THEORIES

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"Humans are strange."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."