Kind-hearted Pet Pals Pillows

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Raised by Dogs

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Christmas Pets

PET THEORIES

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Humans are strange."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Chasebook

Pet Entertainers

"You're completely screwed up."

Feline Evolution.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Separation

Cat king.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Dog Day Afternoon

"What's all this?"

"Cat park"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Examination.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).