Best Friend To Furry Pals Pillows

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Your love gives me strength."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

'He's barking mad!'

Dog and man on couch

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

Snowball Fight With Santa

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"God, they're needy."

Every Dog Has His Day

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"If you just keep heading straight that way, you'll find everything you're looking for: love, joy, kibble, forgiveness."

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

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