Light-hearted Pet Lover Pillows

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Desert Island BBQ

'Works every time.'

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I hate it when we fight."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."