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Beware - bad dog

Bitchbark Canoe

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Welcome to the Team

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Canine Companion

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Did you get my tweet?"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"He was a sea rescue."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Pets.