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Beware - bad dog

Bitchbark Canoe

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Welcome to the Team

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"He was a sea rescue."

Love Conquers All

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"