Pet Enthusiast Friend Pillows

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'I don't believe it... there's our long lost Tiddles in that television studio!'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Welcome to the Team

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"He was a sea rescue."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Love Conquers All

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Pets.