Pet-loving Soul Pillows

"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"First date hairball... awkward."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Works every time.'

Desert Island BBQ

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...