Pet-loving Soul Mugs

"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Works every time.'

Desert Island BBQ

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'