Pet-loving Child Mugs

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

"He's a mix."

'Unfortunately for us it's a dog eat dog food world, son.'

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Desert Island BBQ

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Works every time.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"