Pet Lover Mugs

"I'm a bird dog."

"All you really need in life is the love of a good cat."

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"I'm starting to really like the smell of cocaine."

"Mom sent us over while she gets the carpet cleaned."

"Is that all you can think about?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Home Office Gossip

"I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry."

"He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

"It's a symbiotic relationship. I feed him seeds and berries, and he pecks out the eyes of my enemies."

'Face it, we're never going to reach a consensus.'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Fish trying to get food.

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

'Nobody showed me what to do, so why do they expect me to do something?'

Mixed Doubles.

"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."

'Any chance you can bite him yourself? I've really got a lot on my dish right now.'

'We all contributed.'

'The dog ate my tax receipts...'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Abstinence!"

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

Cat stuck up tree with 'You are here' sign.

Family and dog, "I think Lassie is trying to tell us something Ma"

Balancing Family and Work

Balding dog

Man and his dog each have their own motorized scooters.

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"Go back to work. . . Go back to work. . ."/"Stay. . . Stay. . ."

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'