Mindful Pet Lover Pillows

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Dog yoga

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"First date hairball... awkward."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Desert Island BBQ

'Works every time.'

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I hate it when we fight."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."