Thoughtful Pet Parent Pillows

"I bark, therefore I am."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

'Does 'Meow' really stand for the 'Moral Equivalent Of War?''

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

The best relationships are silent.

Good Dog!

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Balding dog

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

". . .What's this world coming to?"

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

"Nature, nurture or a bit of both?"

Angel Throwing Halo for Dog to Fetch

'Chewing bones? Hunting cats? Biting mailmen? C'mon, kid! Time to see the really important things in life!'