Thoughtful Pet Parent Gifts

"I bark, therefore I am."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

'Does 'Meow' really stand for the 'Moral Equivalent Of War?''

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

The best relationships are silent.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Good Dog!

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

Dog Thoughts

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Balding dog

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

". . .What's this world coming to?"

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

"Nature, nurture or a bit of both?"

'Chewing bones? Hunting cats? Biting mailmen? C'mon, kid! Time to see the really important things in life!'