Pious Pet Parent Gifts

"That's the preacher's dog."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'We'll take it!'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

The best relationships are silent.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

The Upholstery Consultant

Good Dog!

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Balding dog

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

"I bark, therefore I am."

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

My dogs an obedience school honor student

"He's part bok choy."

Toddler sharing dog food

"Not bad, but I said, 'Stay'."

'Let's settle who's smarter, once and for all. I challenge you to a game of chess.'