Affectionate Pet Parent Gifts

Balding dog

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"That's the preacher's dog."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'We'll take it!'

The Karate Kitten.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Doggy-3D

Good Dog!

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

Fetching some bread

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

The Upholstery Consultant

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Cat Show: Most Arrogant