Affectionate Pet Parent Gifts

Balding dog

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"That's the preacher's dog."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'We'll take it!'

The Karate Kitten.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Doggy-3D

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

The Upholstery Consultant

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Good Dog!

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

Fetching some bread

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.