Empathetic Pet Parent Gifts

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The Karate Kitten.

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

The best relationships are silent.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

Fetching some bread

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Good Dog!

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"It's only the wind."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"You stop it, now!"

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Dog football

"Is our owner hot?"

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'