Pet Parent With Patience Gifts

'I have some pet peeves we need to discuss.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

The Karate Kitten.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

The best relationships are silent.

Doggy-3D

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

Fetching some bread

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Good Dog!

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"You stop it, now!"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Dog football

"Is our owner hot?"

"I went through hell to get them adopted."