Pet Parent With Patience Pillows

'I have some pet peeves we need to discuss.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

The Karate Kitten.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

The best relationships are silent.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

Good Dog!

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Fetching some bread

"You stop it, now!"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"You're spoiling that dog!"

"Is our owner hot?"

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Dog football

"I went through hell to get them adopted."