Devoted Pet Parent Pillows

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Work Life Balance

"Are you as excited as I am?"

Good Dog!

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

The Upholstery Consultant

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Balding dog

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"I bark, therefore I am."

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.'

Toddler sharing dog food

My dogs an obedience school honor student

"He's part bok choy."

'Let's settle who's smarter, once and for all. I challenge you to a game of chess.'

Angel Throwing Halo for Dog to Fetch