Devoted Pet Parent Prints

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Work Life Balance

"Are you as excited as I am?"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Good Dog!

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

The Upholstery Consultant

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Balding dog

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

"I bark, therefore I am."

'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.'

My dogs an obedience school honor student

"He's part bok choy."

Toddler sharing dog food

'Let's settle who's smarter, once and for all. I challenge you to a game of chess.'

Angel Throwing Halo for Dog to Fetch