Loyal Pet Parent Prints

"Of course I remembered your tennis ball collection."

Measure of devotion: $5 reward for lost dog.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"That's the preacher's dog."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'We'll take it!'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

The best relationships are silent.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

The Upholstery Consultant

Good Dog!

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Balding dog

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

"I bark, therefore I am."

'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.'

My dogs an obedience school honor student