Faithful Pet Parent Pillows

Good Dog!

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'We'll take it!'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

The best relationships are silent.

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

The Upholstery Consultant

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Balding dog

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

"I bark, therefore I am."

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.'

"The baptism is Sunday, and not a moment too soon, I might add."

My dogs an obedience school honor student

'Let's settle who's smarter, once and for all. I challenge you to a game of chess.'

The cat's gift.

"I'm particularly proud of fetching that one."