Empathetic Pet Parent Pillows

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

The Karate Kitten.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

The best relationships are silent.

Doggy-3D

"You stop it, now!"

Good Dog!

Fetching some bread

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"It's only the wind."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Dog football

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'