Empathetic Parent Pillows

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

Prejudice/Empathy

"Are you OK hun?"

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

Can't even hold signs well.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"What a sad species humans are!"

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Father nursing his sick child

Cares and woes.

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

Husband and Child in Pram

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

A psychic mows the lawn.

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

Warring parents

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

No safe haven

Sweet Jailbreak

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"