Empathetic Parent Mugs

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

Prejudice/Empathy

"Are you OK hun?"

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Can't even hold signs well.

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"What a sad species humans are!"

Father nursing his sick child

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Cares and woes.

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

A psychic mows the lawn.

Husband and Child in Pram

Warring parents

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

'I don't know how you stand listening to people's problems all of the time, Doctor Barnes.'

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Sweet Jailbreak