Pious Pet Parent Mugs

"That's the preacher's dog."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'We'll take it!'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

The best relationships are silent.

The Upholstery Consultant

Good Dog!

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Balding dog

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

"I bark, therefore I am."

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

Toddler sharing dog food

"He's part bok choy."

My dogs an obedience school honor student

'Let's settle who's smarter, once and for all. I challenge you to a game of chess.'

"I'm particularly proud of fetching that one."