Thoughtful Pet Owners Pillows

'Chewing bones? Hunting cats? Biting mailmen? C'mon, kid! Time to see the really important things in life!'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"That's the preacher's dog."

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Good Dog!

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"I know they're treating you kindly but are they treating you ethically?"

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

"We agree - 3 words you don't want to hear from the vet - fleas, shots, and diet."

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

"Enough with the criticism!"

"I bark, therefore I am."

'I can talk to animals.'

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

"Why don't you use your litter box?"

"Stop worrying if you're a good dog or a bad dog. Just be the best dog you can be."

Junk food for dogs.

'Does 'Meow' really stand for the 'Moral Equivalent Of War?''

Dog eating near dogfood bag: 'Now Gluten Free'

'Has this slop you fed me been checked for e-coli?'

'...And this is no man's land!'

Dog to vet: 'Be honest. How many more flea and tick seasons do I have left?'

'If you insist on feeding your dog table scraps, fine...'

Thank You

'He doesn't smoke around the kids or at home, but he doesn't seem to worry about MY passive smoking!'

'Spay or neuter your pets, and while you are at it, get yourself fixed too!'