Dog Lover Friend Pillows

"Your love gives me strength."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

Steven the dog.

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."

'I thought I was your lap-top!'

"It's nice to be wanted."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

What do I do now?

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"You should try it I'm very happy with my personal trainer."

Yoga for dogs

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'Do you have any identification other than the collar?'

Ship with dog hanging out of window.

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.

'He used to offer unconditional love until he retained an attorney.'

'Courtesy wag.'

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

'He's the laziest dog I've ever seen.'

'Play dead.'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Well, I won't be asking 'what's for dinner' for awhile."

'Yes, there are a few questions about his parentage.'

'I love this web TV, and so user friendly.'

Dog Day Afternoon

"I think I've just met my soul mate."

"He's part bok choy."

"Let me talk to you a few moments about holding on to your lover, your hair, your money, your dog. . . ."

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

Morning Routine

Autumn Dog