Fish Friend Gifts

Idiot - I'm full of mercury.

'There aren't plenty more fish in the sea...'

Will work for clean water.

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

Small snorklers following large snorkler.

'I suppose one little nibble won't hurt. Besides, it's good for tourism'

'I'd like to return him. He's too noisy.'

'At least when he opens his mouth he doesn't say something stupid.'

'Guess where they've authorized offshore drilling NOW!'

Jacques Cousteau.

Fish Diary: Well, it has happened. I am last fish in sea. Ed's gone. Merv's gone. Old couple from the north shoal have gone. Stoopid people over-fishing! And just when I learned to write with pen and paper.

The Red Cat: Catastrophe/Brain Food/Comic Relief.

New! Weeping gourami: 'How can you tell if they're 'weeping'?'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'I'm getting worried about the dumping of nuclear waste in the ocean!'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

Fireman rescuing a fish.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

"So what do you do in the evenings around here?"

No Swimming Allowed

Pisces

"Sure beats swimming!"

"I want the whole package - the little bowl, the colored pebbles, the plastic castle."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Fish living in a washing machine.

'Wheeee...'

'Just my luck, another tailgater'

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Fish diary 2048.

Art for Cats

'I wish I was creative'

'That was fun!'