Fisherman's Friend Gifts

"We've lost the remote."

Piranhaclaus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I wish I was creative'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'Now cut that out!'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Jacques Cousteau.

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

No Swimming Allowed

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'Wheeee...'

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Octopus Baseball Fan

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

'That was fun!'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Will work for clean water.

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'